May 12, 2004

PGH: Michael Moore

Sorry, no MISSION: IMPLAUSIBLE! today. I detest Michael Moore too much to spend that much time thinking about him. So here are just a few FUN FACTS for the Precision Guided Humor Assignment.

* Sadly, Michael Moore is not succeptable to ferret attacks. Apparently, there are some things that Slinky won't sink his teeth into.

* In addition to making "documentaries", he also does weddings and Bah Mitzvas.

* He dreams of large women. (Sorry, I'm watching Princess Bride right now)

* He has never gone up against a Sicilian when death was on the line.

* He has spent several years making himself immune to fast food.

* He can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

* He can clearly not choose the wine in front of himself.

* He chose wrong. (We can only hope)

That's all for today. Hopefully I'll be more funny next week.

Posted by GEBIV at May 12, 2004 08:50 PM

Hey, anything that references Princess Bride is automatically funny :-)

Posted by: Harvey at May 12, 2004 10:28 PM
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