Sorry, no MISSION: IMPLAUSIBLE! today. I detest Michael Moore too much to spend that much time thinking about him. So here are just a few FUN FACTS for the Precision Guided Humor Assignment.
* Sadly, Michael Moore is not succeptable to ferret attacks. Apparently, there are some things that Slinky won't sink his teeth into.
* In addition to making "documentaries", he also does weddings and Bah Mitzvas.
* He dreams of large women. (Sorry, I'm watching Princess Bride right now)
* He has never gone up against a Sicilian when death was on the line.
* He has spent several years making himself immune to fast food.
* He can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
* He can clearly not choose the wine in front of himself.
* He chose wrong. (We can only hope)
That's all for today. Hopefully I'll be more funny next week.
Posted by GEBIV at May 12, 2004 08:50 PMHey, anything that references Princess Bride is automatically funny :-)
Posted by: Harvey at May 12, 2004 10:28 PM