September 13, 2004

Just a couple of bad jokes I heard somewhere

Two Blondes in a Fire

Two blondes realize that their apartment is
on fire and go out onto the balcony.

"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.

"Help us, help us!" yells the other.

"Maybe it would help if we yelled together,"
said the first blonde.

"Good idea," said the other.

"Together, together!"

Career Dreams

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your
son decided what he wants to be when he grows

"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,"
replied the boy's father.

His friend thought for a moment and responded,
"That's a rather strange ambition to have for
a career."

"Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that
garbage collectors only have to work on Tuesdays!"

Posted by GEBIV at September 13, 2004 05:48 PM
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