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Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn Haiku

Sitting on his throne.

Linking to many others.

Controls the Blogsphere.

Blending small puppies
Sipping the foul energy
Puppy tail stirrers

Whacking the Hobos,
Louisville Slugger swinging.
Skulls smash like melons.

Dance the Robot now!
Electrocute the masses.
All souls are now cursed.

Installanche I beg.
Server crashes from the load
Blogsphere fame, mine.

Penguins abused there.
Waterfowl screams fill the air.
Evil Fortress screens.

One, two, three, four, five
One, two, three, four, five, six, sev’n
Five, four, three, two, one.
(OK, that’s not about Evil Glenn. I just like it.)

Enslaving bloggers.
Promising gifts of linkage.
Controls their numbers.

Frank J getting punched.
Samurai yells for his gun.
Evil Glenn runs away.

Vampire lawyer types.
“Indeed.” “Heh.” His signature.
Types very little.

White socks and sandals
Wearing an opera cape
Top hat hides his horns

Frank J’s enemy.
Bane of Blogger Alliance.
Fun to lie about.