September 17, 2004

Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn Haiku

At Harvey's wishes.

This Alliance Filthy Lie.

Evil Glenn Haiku

Sitting on his throne.

Linking to many others.

Controls the Blogsphere.

Blending small puppies
Sipping the foul energy
Puppy tail stirrers

Whacking the Hobos,
Louisville Slugger swinging.
Skulls smash like melons.

Dance the Robot now!
Electrocute the masses.
All souls are now cursed.

Installanche I beg.
Server crashes from the load
Blogsphere fame, mine.

Penguins abused there.
Waterfowl screams fill the air.
Evil Fortress screens.

One, two, three, four, five
One, two, three, four, five, six, sev’n
Five, four, three, two, one.
(OK, that’s not about Evil Glenn. I just like it.)

Enslaving bloggers.
Promising gifts of linkage.
Controls their numbers.

Frank J getting punched.
Samurai yells for his gun.
Evil Glenn runs away.

Vampire lawyer types.
“Indeed.” “Heh.” His signature.
Types very little.

White socks and sandals
Wearing an opera cape
Top hat hides his horns

Frank J’s enemy.
Bane of Blogger Alliance.
Fun to lie about.

Posted by GEBIV at September 17, 2004 07:58 PM

LMAO! My favorite lines? Skulls smash like melons, and Dance the robot now, Electrocute the masses, and the numbered haiku. Funny stuff!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 18, 2004 03:10 AM

I yelp in terror.
"Waterfowl screams fill the air"
The utter horror!

Posted by: Sally at September 19, 2004 01:48 PM
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