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PGHA: Presidential Debate Questions

Just a few potential questions to ask President Bush and Senator Kerry during the upcoming Presidential Debate:

Which of you thinks you would be the most qualified to…

…design women’s clothing?

…guide hikers through the mountains of Chile?

…go shopping for the food needed to feed 3 small children for an long weekend?

…make paper airplanes?

…determine whether or not someone has too large a nose?

...perform elective surgery? ...on yourself?

...hang wallpaper?

...drive NASCAR?

Do either of you know Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, and how it can be used to explain the motion of a curve ball? (This is a trick question, you actually need Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity to do this.)

What is your name?

What is your Quest?

What is your favorite color?

What is the capital of Assyria?

What is the airspeed velocity of a fully laden swallow?

European or African?

And what movie did those questions come from?

Where do you keep your socks, top drawer or bottom?

If you could be any animal in the world, whom would you bite first?

Are any of your daughters available?

Can I get their numbers?

What time should I bring them home?

Paper or plastic?

Boxers or briefs?

Crew or ankle (socks)?

Are you wearing a clip on tie?

If it’s real, did you tie it, or did your wife/butler have to do it for you?

And finally…

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I guess those are pretty non-partisan. We wouldn’t want anyone to think that the debate format was unfair or anything. J