There's One, Only!

Another Groaner

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He
tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he
heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept foward again.
"Jesus is watching you", the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks again, He was frightened.

Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage
and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes", said the parrot.

The burgalar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your
name?" "Moses." said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the buglar. "What idiot named
you Moses?"

The parrot replied "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus"

Posted by GEBIV at October 2, 2004 05:14 PM