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Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn's Halloween

The Alliance wants to know: what is Evil Glenn is going to be doing for Halloween? I’ve got two words “time share.”

Tradition has it, that Halloween is the night when all of the imps and demons of the underworld are allowed to come to the surface and walk among us. Well, if that’s true, then someone has to mind the shop (so to speak) while they’re gone.

That’s where Evil Glenn comes in. Since he gets to spread his evil 364 days of the year, he takes Halloween off and watches the underworld for them.

It’s a win-win situation. The demons don’t have to worry about anything happening while they’re gone. And Evil Glenn gets to sip his puppy shakes in peace, while the screams of the tormented lull him to sleep.

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And now that we know what Evil Glenn is doing for Halloween, It’s time to play “Guess what GEBIV’s costume will be!”

I’ll give you three quotes to give you a hint as to what I will be going to a couple of costume parties as.

“A duck.”

“No. Let’s not go there. ‘Tis a silly place.”

“What do you mean? African or European…”

Any guesses?

Posted by GEBIV at October 29, 2004 04:08 PM