November 18, 2004


I was just sitting here watching Mythbusters (cool show) when my cell phone started ringing. I answered, as I usually do, and got what sounded like a computerized recording saying hello back.

When I asked who it was, I heard "I'm Dr. Phil and I want you to have a gay relationship."

I said, "I don't know who this is but you're wasting my cell minutes." And hung up. Idiots.

?!?!?!?! They just called back, and I got a montage of Homer Simpson recordings. I don't know who it is, but I really regret not having caller ID right now.

Posted by GEBIV at November 18, 2004 12:13 AM

It wasn't me I swear.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at November 18, 2004 08:01 AM

[whistles innocently]

Posted by: Harvey at November 18, 2004 10:50 AM

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)

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