December 04, 2004

Battle Hymn of the Alliance

Well, since I'm not sure if I'll win the Alliance Anthem poll. I went and worked on the Battle Hymn of the Alliance. Hopefully this will be good enough not to cause another run off of some type. After all, even though the US has only one official anthem, there are plenty of other patriotic songs.

Battle Hymn of the Alliance

Mine eyes have seen the Bloggers and they’re coming after you.
They’ll trample all the liars and fakers when they’re through.
We’ve unleashed the fact checkers and a whole lot of truth.
The Alliance marches on!

Oh, my goodness are we Bloggers?
Can you believe that we are Bloggers?
Glory, glory we are Bloggers!
And the Alliance marches on!

We are challenging a monster that never seems to sleep.
We have stolen victory where once was but defeat.
The Big Media will tremble when we pound our keys.
And the Alliance marches on!

Oh, my goodness are we Bloggers?
Can you believe that we are Bloggers?
Glory, glory we are Bloggers!
And the Alliance marches on!

Blending up all the puppies, he drinks them down as shakes.
Chasing all the hobos, he beats them with a rake.
But Evil Glenn runs in terror when we chase him with wooden stakes.
And the Alliance marches on!

Oh, my goodness are we Bloggers?
Can you believe that we are Bloggers?
Glory, glory we are Bloggers!
And the Alliance marches on!

In a dimly lit apartment someone logs on for the day.
With no sense of poetry and even less to say.
But his words will echo round the world in the fastest way.
As the Alliance marches on!

Oh, my goodness are we Bloggers?
Can you believe that we are Bloggers?
Glory, glory we are Bloggers!
And the Alliance marches on!

Posted by GEBIV at December 4, 2004 03:41 PM
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