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Filthy Lie: What Evil Glenn Stole

At last! I’ve done it. I worked all week trying to find out what Evil Glenn was planning on stealing. And now, I finally have all of the clues.

It took hours of careful preparation and planning, a daring raid into Evil Glenn’s Fortress of Evil, and a not inconsiderable bribe to the custodian at the Library of Congress. But now I have all of the information that I need to predict what dastardly theft Evil Glenn is plotting.

Once I enter all of the clues into my state of the art, Batman style, Crime Computer, I have to merely wait and a printout will appear with all of Evil Glenn’s plans.

Hmm. The display is saying that this should take about half an hour. Just enough time to pop down to the store for some victory snacks!

*45 minutes later*

Well, I’m back. Let’s see what the Crime Computer has for…

It’s gone! My whole crime lab. All of my research. Everything. It’s all gone.

Wait. There’s a single sheet of paper where the computer was sitting.

Crime Analysis

Subject: Glenn Reynolds (AKA: Evil Glenn, The Puppyblender, The Dark Overlord of the Blogsphere, Filthy-no-good-slimy-excuse-for-a *ahem* Lawyer)

Prediction: Glenn Reynolds will break into your house and steal your Crime Lab while you are at the store this afternoon.

…

OK. That. Was. Odd.

*Shudder* That means that Evil Glenn was right here. In my house.

That’s all for now folks.

Please excuse me while I do a little disinfecting around the place… now where did I put that flamethrower?

Posted by GEBIV at January 21, 2005 05:03 PM