January 26, 2005

PGHA: Fixing the Democratic Party

The question was raised, what can be done to fix the Democratic Party?

I believe that the traditional method is the best. Simply take the Democratic Party to the vet, leave it there overnight, and it will be fixed by the next day.

The Democratic Party may require a little recovery time. But it will be up and running around in just a few days. And now, it won’t be having accidents all over the furniture. Plus, there is the added benefit of not having to deal with any little Democratic Parties in the future.

Many studies have also shown that this procedure will also modify certain behaviors of the Democratic Party; such as yelping at people just doing their jobs, (police, utility workers, the military, etc.) and the constant fighting over pecking order. The procedure is also shown to calm certain types of individuals, cutting down on the annoyance of the Democratic Party’s constant clamoring for attention.

One word of warning. In some cases, following the procedure, a subject may experience discomfort at the site of the surgery. This can lead to chewing that can cause secondary infections. To prevent this, it is sometimes advisable to place a motion restriction collar on the subject. But remember, while wearing such a collar may look comical to you; try not to laugh directly at the Democratic Party. It has been known to savagely attack anyone it perceives as an enemy.

Posted by GEBIV at January 26, 2005 05:34 PM


Posted by: Harvey at January 26, 2005 08:30 PM

Brilliant!! I loved this!

Posted by: Tammi at January 26, 2005 09:33 PM

LOL!!!!!! (Why am I reminded of "do not taunt Happy Fun Toy"?)

Posted by: Susie at January 27, 2005 12:54 AM
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