The newest rumor running around the Blogsphere is that Evil Glenn has perfected a weather machine. The question then arises; what will Evil Glenn use a weather machine for?
I think that in light of recent weather patterns, the real question should be; how has Evil Glenn been using the weather machine? The recent series of winter storms that slammed the East can be explained by this phone conversation between Evil Glenn and his Insta-Wife that I *cough* happened to find…
FBI Wiretap: #750278932-94621Evil Glenn: Hello?
Insta-Wife: Hi, Honey.
Evil Glenn: I thought I asked you to not call me at work. It makes me look bad in front of the other lawyers.
Insta-Wife: Evil blood sucking fiends.
Evil Glenn: Whatever.
Insta-Wife: Well, it’s important!
E G: *Sigh* What do you need?
I-W: I’ve been working on the plans for our family vacation. And I wanted to go skiing, so I need your help picking out a ski resort.
E G: Awww. I can’t go skiing. All of the resorts are way up in the North, and I can’t stay away from my computer that long.
I-W: What about using your laptop?
E G: It doesn’t work right ever since that drunken money-freak came over to the castle last week and threw up on it. Now it smells like beer soaked cheese.
I-W: Well I want to go skiing!
E G: How about if we do something closer to home?
I-W: Skiing!
E G: There’s a new bowling alley opening up…
I-W: SKIING!!!!
E G: Ok, ok. What if we could ski near home? Would that be all right?
I-W: I guess so… but it never snows near us.
E G: Let me get back to you. I think I have something here in the office that might work…
There you have it! All of the recent winter storms and snowfall across the South-East are the result of Evil Glenn’s work! Just so he can go skiing and not have to leave his precious computer.