I was browsing around the blogsphere and saw the latest Alliance Assignment. Apparently, the blogsphere has dragged down another big-wig like a pack of wolves, and now they are looking around for someone new to set their sights on.
So the question was set: Who will be the next person brought down by the blogsphere, and how will it happen?
I checked the major news reports to see if there were any big stories breaking, or major political figures doing something stupid.
Frankly, I was overwhelmed. You can’t open a paper or turn on the news without seeing someone who deserves to be brought down a notch or two. But I couldn’t figure out who would be a good target for the whole blogsphere…
EXCEPT HAROLD FINKWINKLESTEIN, WHO RUNS THE LOTS-O-STUFF DELI!
EVERY TIME I ASK FOR THIN-SLICED HAM, HE ALWAYS CUTS IT THICK. SOMETIMES I CAN ONLY GET THREE OR FOUR SANDWICHES OUT OF HALF A POUND!
AND LAST WEEK WHEN I ASKED FOR AMERICAN SWISS CHEESE, HE CLAIMED THEY WERE ALL OUT EVEN THOUGH I COULD SEE OVER A POUND OF IT INSIDE THE COOLER!
AND HE NEVER HAS ANY GOOD PICKLES! AND HE CLAIMS TO BE A HIGH QUALITY DELI! WHAT KIND OF DELI DOESN’T HAVE PICKLES?!?!
THE BLOGSPHERE MUST RISE UP AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A FRAUD HAROLD FINKWINKLESTEIN IS! THE LOTS-O-STUFF DELI MUST BE REVEALED AS THE LOW QUALITY ESTABLISHMENT IT IS!
ALL OF THE BLOGS OF THE ALLIANCE NEED TO BAND TOGETHER AND…
Sorry about that.
That was my evil anti-ego VIBEG.
You know how inside every nice person there is a nasty one trying to get out. Well a lot of people say that I am a very nice guy (usually the same ones who say that women like guys with a sense of humor, but I digress), so it just stands to reason, that the nasty guy inside me is really nasty.
Unfortunately, VIBEG is also a bit deranged. You’d think that being the anti-me, he would be sane… maybe I’m not as crazy as I think. I’ll try to keep him in check for the rest of the assignment.
The real sad part is that Harold Finkwinklestein is the owner of a dry cleaner, not the deli. I wondered why the told me to use the one across town from now on…
Personally, I figure that the next victim of the blogsphere will be Frank J. of IMAO. Since going to a group blog format, IMAO has been getting too big too fast, and Evil Glenn won’t allow that.
He all ready set up one attempt on Frank J.’s life. And since that didn’t work, it’s only a matter of time before he starts making an issue of Frank J.’s filthy lies.
The question is, will Frank J. be strong enough to withstand the blogsphere scrutiny?
LOL!
Ya know, as big as Frank's gotten, I'm surprised the Axis of Naughty doesn't re-emerge and start spreading Filthy Lies about him.
Posted by: Harvey at March 3, 2005 11:19 AM