A blonde (A guy this time. Yes, even blonde guys can be dumb.)gets a job painting the yellow line down the middle of the road for the county.
The first day, he paints 20 miles worth of line. His boss is really impressed.
The second day, he only paints 10 miles worth of line. Still a good amount of work, but his boss is a little concerned about the drop off.
The third day, he only paints 5 miles. And it gets worse as the week goes on, untill on the fith day, he only paints half a mile of line.
His boss asks him what the problem is, "On the first day, you painted 20 miles of line. Today you only painted half a mile. What is the problem?"
"Well, boss," the blonde replies. "Each day, the can is so much farther from where I have to paint."
[throws tomato]
Posted by: Harvey at March 7, 2005 11:56 AM