Robot Finds Life in Desert, Mimicking Skills Needed on Mars
(Robot now searches for 'Stratego' and 'Monopoly')
Museum Spotlights Neglected Exhibits
(Equal Rights groups demand spotlights to shine more fairly.)
Serena Still Upset with Indian Wells Treatment
(It's a lot like an 'Indian arm burn' but involves a bucket.)
Baseball Gives Steroids Records to Congress
(Dashel is new 'Most Anabolic Injections' title holder.)
Galaxy Makes Order out of Chaos
(Asks for a cheeseburger, fries and milkshake.)
Yes, this idea for a post was stolen from the great and glorious IMAO. Long may Frank J. post!
Posted by GEBIV at March 15, 2005 07:53 PMLOL! :-)
Posted by: Harvey at March 16, 2005 01:34 PM