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Top ten signs that the terrorists are losing

Over at the Alliance HQ, the question was asked, what are some signs that the terrorists are losing? Usually, I would use this to base a MISSION: IMPLAUSIBLE! on, but I was a little busier than I thought I’d be this week.

So instead, I give you:

The top ten signs that the terrorists are losing:

10. Low turnout at the annual terrorist father/son picnic.

9. Decreasing sales of do-it-yourself bomb kits.

8. Large numbers of jihadists at the unemployment office.

7. Having exhausted all other sources, terrorist recruiters are now found only at Democratic rallies.

6. Because of crackdowns on funding organizations, terrorist cells have been turning to bake-sales to finance their operations.

5. Upon joining a cell, new terrorists are given a rifle, five bullets, and their own body bag.

4. Instead of waving national flags at protests, many are now waving white flags.

3. Even spammers won’t go to terrorist web sites.

2. No one is buying the new Terrorist-Patch dolls.

And the number one sign that the terrorists are losing…

The giant scoreboard reads;
Freedom - 25,374,691 vs. Terrorism - 0

Posted by GEBIV at March 30, 2005 08:31 PM