April 06, 2005

PGHA: Frank J. and SarahK and the War on Terror

Teamwork is always the best way. At least that's what people always tell me when they want me to do their work for them... no, I'm not pointing fingers, Harvey.

So, with Frank J. and Sarah K. someday (hopefully soon) to be united in Holy Matrimony, a new team will be formed to fight the forces of terrorism. The question will be, of course, what effect will their marriage have on the war on terror?

And so, I give you the top 11 effects that the IMAO marriage will have on the war on terror:

* Frank's brother Joe foo' the Marine will be fighting even fiercer than usual for a Marine, so as to get home for the wedding.

* More opportunities for T-Shirt Babe pictures means better morale for the good guys. (That's us.)

* Whenever Frank gets nagged by his new wife, his anger will be taken out on the terrorists.

* The increase in cat blogging should sap the remaining will of the terrorists.

* Any two people who look that good together, have to be good at killing terrorists together.

* There's an old legend, that when a Texan and a Floridian marry, it means the end of Al Qaeda.

* Once Frank teaches Sarah the secrets of his Drunken Kung Fu stance, she will be invincible. No terrorist will be able to stand against her.

* Frank's In My World's will have an added feminine touch. Which means all sorts of nasty, vindictive things will happen to the bad guys there. (OK maybe not a direct benefit in the real war on terror, but again, good for the good guy's morale.)

* With Sarah to cover his back, Frank will be that much more deadly on the field of battle.

* Less money spent on dating by Frank means more money spent on ammo!

* But Frank and Sarah will still have their "Terroist shootin' Tuesdays" together.

That's all I could think of. It seemed like an easy assignment to begin with. But I don't know what happened to all of my creative juices today...

Posted by GEBIV at April 6, 2005 08:24 PM

YAY! More nasty & vindictive! :-)

Posted by: Harvey at April 7, 2005 11:16 AM
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