May 10, 2005

More Questions!

Due to the overwhelming response to my recent post (Actually, I think it may be just the voices in my head talking really loudly again), where I answer one of the most pressing questions of the day, I have decided to answer some other questions that people (the voices, again) have been asking me lately.

Plus, it seems to be a format that works for the Lord of the Blogdodecahedron, Frank J.

And so I present:

Ask Mr. Smart-Alec!™

Q. What is the reason most people blog?
A. I think it's a combination of an ego trip, and a bad burrito.

Q. What does a burrito have to do with blogging?
A. Trust me. You don't want to know.

Q. Is this why you started blogging?
A. In my case, it was a taco-supreme.

Q. So, do you really drive a Jeep™?
A. Yes. Yes I do. (grin)

Q. Are they as much fun to drive as the commercials say?
A. More.

Q. If you are responding to voices in your head, does that make this a group blog like IMAO?
A. As far as I'm aware, no one at IMAO listens to the voices in my head.

Q. What about voices in their own heads?
A. You didn't hear that here.

Q. Did you just change the subject?
A. Yes.

Q. Do you proof-read before you post?
A. Usually, I try to be perfect the first time. Although I will admit to hitting backspace a lot.

Q. Are you single?
A. Yes.

Q. Are you good looking?
A. By most standards... no.

Q. Are you rich?
A. Only by third world standards.

Q. Are you funny to talk to?
A. Only if you think There's One, Only! is funny.

Q. Gee, not too surprising that you're single, eh?
A. Yeah. And playing the banjo doesn't help much either.

Q. Are you depressed now?
A. No more than usual.

Q. Is that good or bad?
A. Pretty bad.

Q. Do you do drugs?
A. No. Sadly, I'm this weird on my own.

Q. But are you happy?
A. Most of the time. Sometimes I'm Sleepy.

Posted by GEBIV at May 10, 2005 06:28 PM

Sadly I've had very similar conversations with my own alter ego.

Posted by: Contagion at May 11, 2005 08:34 AM

I was thinking you were Dopey :-P

Posted by: Harvey at May 11, 2005 10:44 AM
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