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Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn's Farm

OK, kiddies. It's time for Sing-Along Time™ with your good buddy GEBIV! Now just let me get the ol' banjo tuned up a little.

*twang* *twang* *twang* *Sproing!*

Oh well, who knows how to tune one of these things anyways?

Ready? Oops! I almost forgot the most important thing to do before Sing-Along Time™!
[Hangs sign reading "Please don't shoot the banjo player!" around neck]

And a one, and a two...

Evil Glenn Had A Farm

Evil Gle-enn had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on this farm he had some puppies,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a blend-blend here,
And a slurp-slurp there.
Here a blend, there a slurp,
Everywhere a blend-slurp.
Evil Gle-enn had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!

Evil Gle-enn had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on this farm he had some hobos,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a whack-whack here,
And a smack-smack there.
Here a whack, there a smack,
Everywhere a whack-smack.
Evil Gle-enn had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!

Evil Gle-enn had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on this farm he had Frank J.
Ee i ee i oh!
With a punch-punch here,
And a punch-punch there.
Here a punch, there a punch,
Everywhere a punch-punch.
Evil Gle-enn had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!

Evil Gle-enn had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on this farm he had some penguins,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a [censored] here,
And a [censored] there.
Here a [censored], there a [censored],
Everywhere a [censored].
Evil Gle-enn had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!

*BANG*

*thud*

Posted by GEBIV at May 13, 2005 10:57 AM