I only have a slight fever today, so that probably means that I'm no longer qualified to try to figure out what How-weird Dean is going to be saying next.
I guess I should have written this yesterday when I had a 100.7 deg fever. But while my mind may have been in the right state, I just didn't have the energy to type much.
And so, without further ado, here are some of my predictions for future Dean Quotes:
Those Republicans are just a bunch of people who think that America is better than the terrorists!
Our military are just a bunch of jack-booted baby-killers. It wouldn't be bad if they only killed fetuses, but waiting untill they are born and then killing them is just cruel.
Those stupid Republicans are so intolerant of any ideas they see as harming America.
Why won't the Republicans do what we say? It's like they think they won the last election.
Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Those evil Republicans stole my binky!
Oooh. My head hurts. It's like Karl Rove put a micro-chip in there or something...
That's all I can come up with.
Posted by GEBIV at June 15, 2005 03:24 PM