July 11, 2005


After briefly browsing the top news stories of the day, I have come to the conclusion that the terrorists have some sort of mind control device that they are using to keep their apologists, well, apologizing for them. You know the people that I'm talking about, the ones who keep saying that it's the victim's fault that they were killed in the terrorist attack/shooting/bombing.

And that mind control device is Money! Money and the promise of power.

OK, the two mind control devices that the terrorists use on their supporters are money and the promise of power and a shared, almost fanatical hatred of George W. Bush...

Three! The three mind control devices that are controlling the terrorist's supporters are money, the promise of power, an almost fanatical hatred of George W. Bush, and the quest for media attention at all costs...

All right! All right! Amongst the many things that control the supporters of terrorists are money, the promises of power, and almost fanatical hatred of George W. Bush, and the desire for free publicity... and many other things that are too numerous to mention here.

These are the things that have been causing people to make statements, both on the political stage and in the media, that appear to be supportive of the terrorists and their activities.

As near as I could tell, anyways.

(And now Mr. Biggles, the comfy chair!)

Posted by GEBIV at July 11, 2005 09:35 PM | TrackBack

I think you're supposed to poke them with soft cushions first... and make sure you've got the stuffing up at one end.

Posted by: Harvey at July 14, 2005 03:10 PM
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