August 26, 2005

Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn's Summer Camp

Last week, I got some spam in my e-mail for a fun new Summer Camp. Since I've got nothing better to post today, I thought I'd share it with you.

Come to the best camp in the world!

Come to Camp INSTACAMP!

Camp INSTACAMP caters to the young, impressionable bloggers looking for new skills; or who are trying to hone their existing talents. We offer many classes on internet posting, as well as a well rounded curriculum designed to sharpen both the mind and body of the blogger. Camp INSTACAMP has everything that a young blogger could ask for.

* Learn how to make multiple posts an hour using our handy-dandy comment system.

* Enjoy our high-energy, high-protein cuisine.

* Build your upper body strength with our patented Hobo-Flex exercise system.

* We now offer dance classes for the rythmically impaired.

* Alternative religions encouraged.

Camp INSTACAMP is filling up fast! So get your registration in today!

The one-week fee for Camp INSTACAMP is 2 puppies per person. For the two-week course, the fee is 3 puppies, or one German Shepherd. Or, enroll the whole family for the low-low price of one Saint Bernard!

(All registrants give up all claims to their souls from the date of signing and for perpetuity. If your soul is already the property of Evil Glenn or any of his subsidiaries, this provision may be waved upon completion of the penguin procurement form, P-27. All campers must also be in good standing with the Evil Glenn, Blogspere Overlord fan club.)

Posted by GEBIV at August 26, 2005 02:20 PM | TrackBack

'Hobo-Flex exercise system'. Heh. That's awesome.

Posted by: Fitch at August 26, 2005 10:44 PM

But will there be canoeing? :-)

Posted by: Harvey at August 29, 2005 12:51 AM
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