With the price of oil and gasoline sky rocketing right now in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, I've heard some people asking what President Bush did with all that sweet crude oil he stole from the Iraqis?
The answer is simple. He's got it all in the world's largest water-bed. (It's kept in a secret chamber below the White House.) Although I guess you should call it an oil-bed....
Pretty kinky, Mr. President.
Posted by GEBIV at August 31, 2005 08:23 PM | TrackBack