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PGHA: Blaming Katrina on Bush

<lefty rant>

I KNOW HOW TO BLAME HURRICANE KATRINA ON BUSH!!!!

It's so simple in it's complexity. Yet it's so complex that it's simple.

The Chaos Theory holds that something as small as a butterflies wings flapping can cause or prevent a terrible storm on the other side of the world. Basically, small changes at the beginning of a system can have massive effects at the end. So something tiny that Bush did can be considered directly resposible for Katrina.

Now I know that at this point you want to blame Bush for killing the butterfly that would have prevented Katrina from forming. Unfortunately, as hard as we try to, we can't actually find any evidence of Bush personally killing any butterflies.

But there is one difference between Bush and nearly every other previous President of the United States. Bush, for whatever reason, is the most athletically oriented President the country has seen in ages. Unlike more respected Presidents (Clinton, Carter) Bush spend as much of his free time as possible excersizing outdoors. One day he's jogging. The next day he's riding his bike.

The disruptions in the normal airflow of the world cannot be ignored! With all the eddies and swilrs from his constantly moving feet, it's a wonder that we haven't been innundated by more monster storms. In fact, I believe that we will be feeling the consequenses from his reckless fitness regimen for decades to come.

Based on these assumptions, we can now blame all future weather-related catastrophies on President Bush. If he'd only been a couch potato, none of these tragedies would have happened.
</lefty rant>

Sorry about all that, I think that the slight fever I've had most of the day kicked into overdrive for a while there. It looks like I may be just a few degrees away from being a knee-jerk liberal after all.

(This has been a Precision Guided Humor Assignment.)

Posted by GEBIV at September 7, 2005 07:45 PM | TrackBack