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Filthy Lie: About Evil Glenn

Our great enemy, Evil Glenn, at his evil site, does reveal a little information about himself. But for some reason, it just doesn't look complete...

After a little bit of research, I found that there were quite a few things missing from Evil Glenn's About Me page. Aside from the obvious things about his penchant for dancing the Robot at Communist rallies while sipping puppy shakes and beating hoboes, there was a lot missing.

For example:

* Evil Glenn has been voted Homecoming Queen three times running for the University of Tennessee.

* In third grade, Evil Glenn coined the phrase "Do you want fries with that?"

* On alternating Thursdays at 9AM, Evil Glenn can always be found figure skating at the local hockey arena. Even when there's no ice.

* Evil Glenn once burped out the entire alphabet backwards, while standing on his head and playing the accordion with his feet. There were no survivors among the witnesses.

* Unlike most residents of Tennessee, who have none of their teeth left, Evil Glenn still has almost half.

* Although his title of Dark Lord of the Blogosphere is still unofficial, he plans on being elected President of the Blogosphere once he can figure out how the DUers keep rigging all the internet voting.

* Evil Glenn is a big fan of Michael Moore, and hopes to beat him over the head with a large pipe someday. Unless Mr. Moore stops looking like a hobo; in which case Evil Glenn will probably just shake his hand.

* Evil Glenn is afraid of the color mauve.

* Instapundit is actually a group blog. But only people who know the 16-digit randomly generated password for each hour can post.

* Evil Glenn once beat Aquaman in an arm-wrestling contest. Unfortunately, he lost the rematch since it was held at the bottom of Lake Michigan.

There are many more omissions, but nothing that I can print here. This is a family oriented blog after all.

Posted by GEBIV at September 16, 2005 09:02 PM | TrackBack