October 19, 2005

PGHA: Al-Qaeda's New Strategic Plan

Sometimes I think Harvey is just a little too friendly. No, not in that creepy-old-guy-handing-out-candy-to-young-kids way. It's just that he keeps wanting us to lend a hand in helping people who are our sworn enemies. The U.N., Democrats, Michael Moore... and yet again, the terrorist Islamofascist murdering scumbags er, tango's in Al-Qaeda.

Namely, he wants us to help them come up with a better strategic gameplan for Al-Qaeda to use.

After a bit of thinking, (and a double-cheese bowl of nachos) I was able to come up with a fool-proof plan.

The most important thing is coordination, so the first step is for everyone in Al-Qaeda to get together for a massive organizational meeting. They should bring all their weapons and bombs and stuff with them, in order to facilitate proper distribution.

Then, in step two, they should blow up all the ordinence.

In step three, the population of Iraq, once the partying was over and no longer constantly attacked by the tangos form their own free and representative government.

Finally, in step four, the United States graciously removes it's armed forces from Iraq (as we've promised to do from day one...) and allows the free people of Iraq govern and protect themselves.

See, in just four easy steps, they can get the United States out of Iraq!

Let's review:

Step 1. Get Everyone In Al-Qaeda In One Place

Step 2. Blow Them Up.

Step 3. Party And Create Free Representative Government.

Step 4. America Goes Home

See how easy that is.

Posted by GEBIV at October 19, 2005 07:23 PM | TrackBack

Wait... where's the step for "collect underpants"? :-)

Posted by: Harvey at October 20, 2005 04:00 PM

Phase 3....Profit!

Posted by: Sarah at October 20, 2005 04:50 PM
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