October 21, 2005

Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn's Alien

Hmm. This is a good question: Why is there an alien at Evil Glenn's house? (As shown by Chris Muir's cartoon Day-by-Day)

Now I could take the easy route and say that this is a very clever reference to the classic Sci-Fi movie, The Day the Earth Stood Still. But that would also imply that Evil Glenn is some sort of savior figure... and I'm not willing to go there.

What Chris Muir has unintentionally discovered is in fact the latest in home security devices as created by Evil Glenn Industries. It is the Insta-bot™! A high-tech personal guard made from the finest materials a blogging income can buy. That's right - paper maché.

And until the first rainfall happens, the Insta-bot™ will stand guard, protecting Evil Glenn from all media investigators looking into his alleged past indiscretions concerning hoboes, penguins and puppies.

So be careful, Evil Glenn's got some heavy duty defenses right now! But they're the only things standing between him and the ever vigilant Mainstream Media...

(This has been a Filthy Lie.)

Posted by GEBIV at October 21, 2005 05:19 PM | TrackBack
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