It's the latest "Trial of the Century." No, not Cheney being indicted for the high crime of being a Republican who supports the President. Saddam's trial. You remember him, "Spider Hole" Sadam, "The Butcher of Baghdad" ... the guy with the big mustache that's now a beard?
That's right! His trial is finally starting. And because Harvey doesn't want to have to wait untill the end, he asked us to speculate a little and come up with:
What will be the most memorable quotes to emerge from the trial of Saddam Hussein?
Here's what I came up with:
"I will kill anyone who says that I'm a murdering monster!"
"I don't recognize the authority of this trial! And I don't recognize the authority of this judge! And I don't recognize my lawyer. Who are all these people? Who am I?" - Saddam trying for the "Amnesia" defence.
"Give me freedom or give me death! Oh wait, that didn't come out the way I wanted..."
"I'd like to request a 50-year recess while I die of old age."
"Hey, when's that England chick going to lead me around like a dog in nothing but a collar?"
"You know, if I'm found not guilty, I bet you'll get to be on Oprah..." - to the judge during deliberations
"Ackkkkkk Urk." - Last words as his sentence is carried out.
Posted by GEBIV at October 26, 2005 06:56 PM | TrackBack"Hey, when's that England chick going to lead me around like a dog in nothing but a collar?"
:-D
Posted by: Harvey at October 27, 2005 05:14 PM