November 15, 2005

A bad day driving...

I was driving along the Thruway the other day, and up ahead of me was a bunch of turkey buzzards. It looked like they were in the middle of my lane, so I changed lanes to go around them. Then, just before I got to them, they all scattered.

Well, one of them must not have been too bright, because he flew right in front of me instead of the other direction. I didn't have time to hit the brakes, so he smacked right into my jeep. He dented my hood, rolled up it into my windshield (cracked it real bad) and flipped right over my roof.

And landed on the hood of the Police car driving behind me!

Then, to add insult to injury, the Police Officer pulled me over and gave me a ticket.

...For flipping him the bird.

(Shamelessly stolen and paraphrased from a caller to the Sandy Beach show on WBEN)

Posted by GEBIV at November 15, 2005 02:23 PM | TrackBack

*throws dead bird at GEBIV*

Posted by: Harvey at November 16, 2005 09:56 AM

Could have been much worse. You could have been in a bloody accident in which one of your digits was severed...

Posted by: triticale at November 16, 2005 10:00 AM


Posted by: Contagion at November 17, 2005 09:41 AM
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