It's become obvious, at least to The Alliance, that Evil Glenn is not content with just taking over the Blogosphere. There have been many signs of this, but the most recent one was the rumor that Evil Glenn is now publishing a magazine.
But the rumor wasn't any more specific than that, so I had to do a little more digging...
As a precaution against contamination, I didn't use my own new computer, but called my blogless brother in to hack into Evil Glenn's files. Using his new laptop, of course. Besides, he's a lot better at that sort of thing than I am...
Anyhow, after a few minutes of furious tapping of keys, he sat back and said that he was giving up. He hadn't been able to find anything that he could see as evil. When I asked him if he found anything else, all he said that he could find was a lot of stuff about Dog Fancy.
It looked innocent enough on the surface. However, when I had him check the files a little more closely, I saw the true evil showing through. The next issue had nothing about how to take care of your dogs; but instead had a six page expose about marinades, and side dishes. Not to mention the centerfold of the new line of sexy blenders...
I told my brother to log off, but it was too late. His brand new laptop started shaking and smoke began to pour out of the sides.
Fortunately, I was able to duck behind something before it exploded.
My brother should be getting the bandages removed in a couple of days...
Posted by GEBIV at January 14, 2006 11:00 AM | TrackBackI'm surprised your brother still helps you after all you've put him through.
Actually, I'm more surprised that he's still alive :-)
Posted by: Harvey at January 17, 2006 10:27 AM