So, Harvey wants to know what kind of unusual things one would find if they searched Evil Glenn's house? (This is apparently a response to Evil Glenn's blasé attitude about someone allegedly finding ricin in Texas.)
Well, I didn't feel like searching all the way through Evil Glenn's house myself... there are some places I won't go if I don't have to. So I rented one of those huge boom cranes and hooked a corner of Evil Glenn's house with it. Then, tilting the house up on one side, I shook it to see what would fall out.
Here's what I found on the lawn when I was done:
* 429 empty Zima bottles.
* One Zima bottle with a human finger in it.
* 47,939,862 dog collars.
* What appeared to be a full china set (including the gravy boat) with every piece broken. (I may have shaken the house a little too hard...)
* 5,376 empty perscription bottles for Via-gra. (Don't want the spam bots to get me...)
* The front half of a bycicle
* The floor mats from a 1959 Studebaker
* 4 zippo lighters
* 9 kilos of premium grade pot
* Oh, I meant a 9 piece set of premium cooking pots. (Sorry.)
* 14 baseball bats with blood on them.
* 2 broken flashlights.
* 18 Television Remotes, without batteries.
* One slightly battered wide screen... er, a small black and white TV.
* And waaaaaaaaaay too many Hello Kitty things.
Now I need to go see if any of those remotes go to this new Big Screen TV I just got...
Posted by GEBIV at March 3, 2006 11:28 PM | TrackBackOooh. Good stuff. The "Hello Kitty" stuff is really telling.... hee hee
Posted by: Debbieh at March 4, 2006 10:58 AMI don't suppose those '59 Studebaker floormats were Hello Kitty, were they? Because I've been looking for a set...
Posted by: Harvey at March 5, 2006 10:51 AM