Well, since offering treats hasn't enticed the Iranians into giving up their "for energy production only" nuclear program, it might be time for a little negative re-enforcement.
Specifically, a whack across the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Hey, it works on pets!
All we have to do is deploy the Army's Special Forces: Newspaper Division to go in and let the Iranian president (I could look up his name, but I'm too lazy to try spelling it) know that he's been a bad boy.
Plus, if they've got enough time after doing that, they can unroll the paper and see if they can finally get Amminnnasziossnski (OK, I'm pretty sure that's not how you spell the Iranian president's name, but who cares?) house-broken.
But then again, this may be beyond even the abilities of the best of all Special Forces...
Posted by GEBIV at May 24, 2006 08:25 PM | TrackBackLove it! :-)
Posted by: K T Cat at May 25, 2006 06:14 AM