Chinese food for dinner tonight! Kung Po Chicken with Lo Mein. My favorite.
And as always, a fortune cookie for dessert.
Be patient, pleasant and open and you will se more truths.
Another long day at work today, so it was Chinese Take-Out for lunch. Which everybody knows means...
Fortune Cookies!
And today's fortune is:
All happiness
is in the mind.
Lucky Numbers 10, 11, 25, 33, 34, 38
Had dinner with my folks and my visiting blogless brother Culzephyr tonight. And since it was at a chinese restaurant, I bring you our fortunes:
You are smart, for you do things smartly.
Lucky Numbers 10, 16,18,27,30,32
-and-
How can you have a beautiful ending without making beautiful mistakes.
Lucky Numbers 1, 4, 20, 31, 35, 41
-and-
Life always gets harder near the summit.
Lucky Numbers 2, 14, 15, 23, 24, 34
-and-
This is a night for love and affection.
Lucky Numbers 8, 10, 11, 13, 24, 39
In consideration of the future nuptials of Frank J. and the lovely Sarah K., here's todays thought for the day...
Before marriage, a man is incomplete. After marriage, he's finished.
If a man speaks, and his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong?
Those that understand binary numbers.
And those that don't.
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, blog.
A man can either keep his silence, and have people think him a fool. Or, he can open his mouth and remove all doubt.
Wait-a-minute! Does that mean I should shut up?
Oops, too late.
...you are a unique person.
Just like everyone else.
Change the oil every 3000 miles or four months, whichever comes first.
- Car Manual
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
I plan on living forever.
So far, so good.
(Can't remember who said it first, though.)
Every cloud has a silver lining.
But make sure that it's not just a jumbo jet coming through from the other side...
Don't count your chickens before they hatch, because they're just eggs.
If you have enough, make an omelet! If you don't, I'd like mine over easy.
Never lock your keys in your car... unless you know how to do that thing with the coathanger. Then it's OK.
"If you don't stop picking at it, it will never heal."
“Never criticize someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.”
There is one thing that no home can be happy without...
Toilet Paper.