October 18, 2005

Zen Food

Chinese food for dinner tonight! Kung Po Chicken with Lo Mein. My favorite.

And as always, a fortune cookie for dessert.

Be patient, pleasant and open and you will se more truths.

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May 28, 2005

Dining Zen

Another long day at work today, so it was Chinese Take-Out for lunch. Which everybody knows means...

Fortune Cookies!

And today's fortune is:

All happiness
is in the mind.
Lucky Numbers 10, 11, 25, 33, 34, 38

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April 17, 2005

Dinner Zen

Had dinner with my folks and my visiting blogless brother Culzephyr tonight. And since it was at a chinese restaurant, I bring you our fortunes:

You are smart, for you do things smartly.
Lucky Numbers 10, 16,18,27,30,32


How can you have a beautiful ending without making beautiful mistakes.
Lucky Numbers 1, 4, 20, 31, 35, 41


Life always gets harder near the summit.
Lucky Numbers 2, 14, 15, 23, 24, 34


This is a night for love and affection.
Lucky Numbers 8, 10, 11, 13, 24, 39

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March 29, 2005

Thought for the day

In consideration of the future nuptials of Frank J. and the lovely Sarah K., here's todays thought for the day...

Before marriage, a man is incomplete. After marriage, he's finished.

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March 26, 2005

Thought for the day...

If a man speaks, and his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong?

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March 22, 2005

There are 10 kinds of people

Those that understand binary numbers.

And those that don't.

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March 21, 2005

Thought for the day

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, blog.

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March 19, 2005

Words to live by

A man can either keep his silence, and have people think him a fool. Or, he can open his mouth and remove all doubt.

Wait-a-minute! Does that mean I should shut up?

Oops, too late.

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March 17, 2005


...you are a unique person.

Just like everyone else.

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March 14, 2005

Words to live by...

Change the oil every 3000 miles or four months, whichever comes first.
- Car Manual

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March 11, 2005

Question for the day...

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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Question for the day...

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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March 10, 2005

Thought for the day.

I plan on living forever.

So far, so good.

(Can't remember who said it first, though.)

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March 09, 2005


"There is no spoon..."


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March 08, 2005

Says Yoda.

Do or do not. There is no try.

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March 07, 2005


Every cloud has a silver lining.

But make sure that it's not just a jumbo jet coming through from the other side...

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March 06, 2005

Confucious Say...

Never trust a smiling politician.

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March 05, 2005

Confucious Say...

Don't count your chickens before they hatch, because they're just eggs.

If you have enough, make an omelet! If you don't, I'd like mine over easy.

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March 04, 2005

Confucious say...

Never lock your keys in your car... unless you know how to do that thing with the coathanger. Then it's OK.

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March 03, 2005

Confucious says...

"If you don't stop picking at it, it will never heal."

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March 02, 2005

Confucious says...

“Never criticize someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.”

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March 01, 2005

Zen thought

There is one thing that no home can be happy without...

Toilet Paper.

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