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More banjokes

Did you hear the one about the banjo player who locked his keys in the car?
It took him over two hours to get the bass player and the drummer out.

Then there was the other time he locked his keys in the car.
Everything was ruined because it rained and the top was down.

What's the difference between an onion and a banjo?
No one cries when you cut up a banjo.

What's the difference between a banjo and a chainsaw?
You can tune a chainsaw.

(And my favorite)
How can you tell when the stage is level?
Because drool is coming out of BOTH corners of the banjo player's mouth.