May 03, 2004

Some More Banjokes

What did the banjo player get on his IQ test?

What's the difference between a skunk and a banjo player run over on the road?
The skid marks are in front of the skunk.

What do you call the guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians?
The banjo player.

How is playing a banjo like throwing the javelin blindfolded?
You don't have to be very good to get peoples attention.

How do you get a banjo player's eyes to sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.

(As usual, these were shamelessly stolen from

Posted by GEBIV at May 3, 2004 07:29 PM
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