June 24, 2004

Yet Even More Banjokes

There's a banjo player and an accordion player sitting on the side of the road. Which do you run over first?
The accordion player. Business before pleasure.

What's the best thing to play on a banjo?
A flamethrower.

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
100. One to hold the lightbulb while the world revolves around him and 99 to say they could have done it better.

What do you get when you cross a banjo player and an alligator?
One well fed alligator.

Why did the banjo player cross the road?
It was the chickens day off.

What's a banjo player's favorite w(h)ine?
"Play Foggy Mountain Breakdown."

What's the difference between an onion and a banjo?
No one cries when you cut up a banjo.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a banjo?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Posted by GEBIV at June 24, 2004 08:49 PM


I have no idea why I enjoy these, but I do :-)

Posted by: Harvey at June 25, 2004 10:44 AM
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