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Announcer: The recording you are about to hear is an actual recording of an OnStar(bucks) operator and a client.

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Operator: OnStar(bucks). How can I help you… Aaron?

Aaron: Ow ow ow ow ow ow…

Operator: I’m sorry, I can’t understand you.

Aaron: Ow ow ow ow ow…

Operator: Sir, please calm down and let me know how I can help you.

Aaron: OK. (ow) I was driving along, (ow ow) drinking my coffee (ow ow) and I…

Operator: You spilled it in your lap, didn’t you sir?

Aaron: Yessssssss. (Ow ow ow) And it was very hot!

Operator: All right. Here’s what you need to do. I’ll direct you to the nearest Starbucks where they will have an Iced Frappuccinno ready for you. You should pour that in your lap while you drive to the hospital. I’ll call ahead and give them your medical information so they can start cross matching for a skin graft.

Aaron: OK. But could you make that two Frappuccinnos?

Operator: Sure. Now turn left…

Announcer: Our OnStar(bucks) operators cannot only direct you to the nearest Starbucks, they also have your personal medical files ready just in case you have a coffee related injury.

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