July 23, 2004

Another word from our sponsors

Announcer: The following is a recording of one of our OnStar(bucks) operators with a client…

Operator: OnStar(bucks). How may I help you?

Emily: My name is Emily, and I’m an OnStar(bucks) subscriber.

Operator: What can I do for you?

Emily: Well, this is probably going to sound silly…

Operator: Go on.

Emily: Well, I was out running some errands, and when I came out of the store…

Operator: Yes?

Emily: I… I realized that I locked my keys in the car.

Operator: Oh, I’m sorry, but we really aren’t set up…

Emily: No. You don’t understand. It’s worse than that. I locked my coffee in the car too!

Operator: I see… I’ve just dispatched one of our emergency coffee supply vehicles. It should get to you in just a few minutes.

Emily: Thank you so much! I wasn’t sure if I would be able to last until Triple A got here.

Operator: You can relax now. You’ll be sipping coffee in no time…

Announcer: While OnStar(bucks) may not be able to unlock your car in the case of an emergency, we can get you something to drink while you wait for the people who do that sort of thing.

OnStar(bucks). Now available in Regular and Decaf.

Posted by GEBIV at July 23, 2004 10:56 PM

ROFL!!!!!! I love it!!!

Posted by: Susie at July 24, 2004 01:10 AM

Love the Onstar (bucks) series. Good stuff!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 24, 2004 03:29 AM

I've GOT to subscribe to this service :-)

Posted by: Harvey at July 24, 2004 11:55 PM
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