July 28, 2004

Just to prove that I'm easily amused...

Something I found in a Joke Newsgroup

Three Friars

Three friars were behind on their belfry payments, so
they opened up a small florist shop to raise the necessary
funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of
God, the rival florist across town thought the competition
was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but
they would not. He went back and begged the friars to
They ignored him.

He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of
business. They ignored her too. So, the rival florist hired
Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town
to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and
trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't
close their shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that.....

Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars

Posted by GEBIV at July 28, 2004 12:12 AM

Ok, I must be easily amused.. I liked it! But I gotta warn you, watch out for Harvey and his tomatoes!. The man doesn't appreciate puns.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 28, 2004 02:49 AM

[loads catapult full of tomatoes]


Posted by: Harvey at July 28, 2004 10:16 AM
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