July 28, 2004

PGH: Why Kerry is out of touch

My top ten list of signs that Kerry is out of touch with America:

10) He thinks the Internet is something you use to catch interns with.

9) He eats a hotdog with a knife and fork.

8) He thinks that a corn-dog is something you hunt corn with.

7) He thinks football is played with a round, black and white ball (soccer).

6) He thinks that Soccer is what he’d like to do to Teresa if it weren’t for the pre-nup.

5) He thinks that English should be the second language of Americans. With French being the language of the culturally superior upper crust.

4) He thinks that the 7th inning stretch is a fancy limo that baseball players drive.

3) He thinks he can throw a baseball.

2) He actually likes escargot.

And the Number One reason why John Kerry is out of touch with America:

He really thinks that more than 50% of the population will vote for him.

Posted by GEBIV at July 28, 2004 04:56 PM

#6 was the best, but I'll bet he'd come out the worse in that match up!

Posted by: rockynoggin at July 28, 2004 07:57 PM

Me, I like #1 ;-)

Posted by: Harvey at July 28, 2004 08:28 PM

I think #3's best - I'm a part-time coach for my old HS team and I play ball at college, so I figure using the Kerry throw to demonstrate to the kids what the wrong way to throw a baseball is would be fun :)

Posted by: Earl at July 28, 2004 10:41 PM

Gee Harvey, I kind of figured you would go for #10.

Posted by: GEBIV at July 28, 2004 10:43 PM

Actually, #10 was my second favorite. Mostly because I OWN an internnet :-)

Posted by: Harvey at July 29, 2004 11:32 AM
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