September 03, 2004

Clinton in the Hospital

You know, when Reagan passed away, lots of people noticed the bumb in the polls that Bush seemed to get. A few people wondered if Carter would be willing to take one for the team for the Dems.

Bill Clinton just was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery. Coincidence?

Awful funny timing so close to the Republican Convention...

Someone on FOXNews speculated that the heart problem could be a result of straining trying to lift his new "Autobiography"

I'll try to link when some of the news sites get info... Here's one

Update:Now they're saying that he only went to the hospital for TESTS.

Still think that the timing is a little fishy...

Also, no word from Hillary. Guess she's busy trying to hide all of the "Cheese Whiz" brand hypodermic needles she's been using on him.

More Updates: Apparently, he just started having chest pains in the last couple of days. Right about the time Zell Miller was speaking...

Even More Updates: OK. Now his office has just released an announcement that he will be having quadruple bypass surgery soon, but no exact time or date given.

Another Update: Sorry if I sounded a little unconcerned or nasty. I know how seriouse heart disease can be. I'm sure that everyones prayers are that the former President will have a complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by GEBIV at September 3, 2004 12:15 PM

I was going to say something snarky, but I'll go with this... at least Clinton was spineless enough to roll over like a good puppy when the Republicans crashed the gate in '94. He was never one to miss riding the crest of a popular political trend.

I just wish he'd keep that snarling bitch wife of his on a shorter leash.

Or maybe a shallow grave.

Posted by: Harvey at September 4, 2004 08:37 AM
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