October 25, 2004

And Now, Another Word From Our Sponsor

Announcer: The following is the transcript from a call to one of our OnStar(bucks) operators.

Operator: Hello, this is OnStar(bucks). How can I help you.

Aaron: Well, Iím out here driving. And Iím starting to feel a little sleepy. I just caught myself crossing the yellow line a few minutes ago.

Operator: Sir, that sounds pretty dangerous.

Aaron: Yeah I know. And talking on my cell phone isnít helping any either. And you should see the traffic here on the Thruway. I thought that speeding would help keep me awake, but I keep nodding off.

Operator: Ö

Aaron: So can you help me?

Operator: UmÖ Sure. Our sensors show that you are coming up on exit 53. Just take that exit and make a left at the first light, and you should see a Starbucks on the next corner. Weíll have a double espresso waiting for you if, I mean when, you get there.

Aaron: Extra sugar please.

Announcer: OnStar(bucks), weíre there when you need that little extra pick-me-up. And just in case you get in an accident before you get to usÖ we donít know you.

Announcer: OnStar(bucks) is not responsible for any traffic infractions that occur during conversations with our operators. Please use the OnStar(bucks) call center responsibly, and donít drink anything but coffee and drive.

Posted by GEBIV at October 25, 2004 08:07 PM


How about Irish Coffee? :-)

Posted by: Harvey at October 26, 2004 10:22 AM
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