Announcer: The following is the transcript from a call to one of our OnStar(bucks) operators.
Operator: Hello, this is OnStar(bucks). How can I help you.
Aaron: Well, I’m out here driving. And I’m starting to feel a little sleepy. I just caught myself crossing the yellow line a few minutes ago.
Operator: Sir, that sounds pretty dangerous.
Aaron: Yeah I know. And talking on my cell phone isn’t helping any either. And you should see the traffic here on the Thruway. I thought that speeding would help keep me awake, but I keep nodding off.
Operator: …
Aaron: So can you help me?
Operator: Um… Sure. Our sensors show that you are coming up on exit 53. Just take that exit and make a left at the first light, and you should see a Starbucks on the next corner. We’ll have a double espresso waiting for you if, I mean when, you get there.
Aaron: Extra sugar please.
Announcer: OnStar(bucks), we’re there when you need that little extra pick-me-up. And just in case you get in an accident before you get to us… we don’t know you.
Announcer: OnStar(bucks) is not responsible for any traffic infractions that occur during conversations with our operators. Please use the OnStar(bucks) call center responsibly, and don’t drink anything but coffee and drive.