There's One, Only!

See, I told you they were bad

Here's one that's been floating around the internet for a while. And I suppose you could put any team's name in it.

Football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours for the Buffalo Bills. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Mike Malarky immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined
that the white substance unknown to the Bills
players was the goal line. Practice was resumed
when the FBI decided that the team would not
be likely to encounter the substance again.