December 10, 2004

Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn on CBS

Rumor has it that Evil Glenn has been tapped to be the one to replace Dan Rather as the anchor on CBS News. Potentially, this has both many benefits and drawbacks.

Here’s a short list of Pro’s and Con’s as I see them.

(Pro) As the CBS News Anchor, Evil Glenn would have a much smaller audience, thus slowing the spread of his evil agenda.

(Con) By moving to a video media instead of just type, Evil Glenn may be able to directly control his followers with his hypnotic eyes.

(Pro) FCC regulations would prevent him from performing live hobo whacking on the air. Hopefully, this would cause him to cut back on total daily bludgeonings.

(Con) Unfortunately, FCC regulations would not prevent him from performing “The Robot” live on the air.

(Pro) No more “Ratherisms.”

(Con) Every News item would be followed by “Heh,” “Hmmm,” or “Indeed.”

But if we’re lucky, he just might read some of his poetry first…

Posted by GEBIV at December 10, 2004 06:40 PM

On the balance, I'd say the Pros have it. Make it so!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 11, 2004 05:28 AM
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