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A new twist on an old joke...

Just found this one on a newsgroup, and thought I'd share.

An Anti-Liberal Joke

A man was stuck in grindingly slow traffic on his way to work one
morning. After moving about twenty feet in ten minutes, he saw a man
walking between the cars. He rolled his window down and asked the man
what was going on.

"There's a liberal up there that's still upset about the presidential
election and he's chained himself to a light pole," the man said. "He
says he doesn't have the money to move to Canada and he's threatening
to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire, so I'm taking up
a collection for him."

"What have you got so far?" the driver asked.

"I've got a gallon of gas and three Bic lighters."

(That is all)