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Bleh.

I’m feeling a bit off today. And not in a good way.

So if I can’t feel good, or sane. I don’t see why anyone else should. So here are a few truly awful, yet thought provoking jokes. On second thought they’re just awful. But you do have to have some rudimentary science and math skills to understand them.

Two hydrogen atoms meet. The first one says to the other, “I lost my electron today.”

“Are you sure?” the second atom asks.

“Yes. I’m positive.”

Two more hydrogen atoms meet. “I’ve had to carry around this extra electron all day,” complained the first one.

“Don’t be so negative.” Said the second.

And now for a slightly longer, yet just as bad, joke.

There was an Indian Chief who had three wives. All three were pregnant at the same time, and the whole tribe waited to see what would be born.

Finally, the first wife had her child. The chief announced to the tribe that she had given birth to a son, and showed his pleasure by building her a tepee made from the finest buffalo skin.

A few days later, the second wife gave birth to her child. The chief announced that this wife too had given birth to a son. And he showed his pleasure by building her a tepee made from the finest elk hide.

At last, the third wife went into labor. When she had given birth, the chief immediately build her a tepee made from the finest imported hippopotamus skin. Then he gathered the whole tribe together. They asked him what the third wife had given birth to. He wouldn’t tell them, but challenged them to guess.

No one in the tribe had the faintest idea what to say, until one scrawny Indian brave, named Dances With Calculators, stood up. “Your third wife gave birth to twin boys!” he said.

“How did you know that?” asked the chief.

“Simple,” replied the brave. “Everyone knows that the sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus equal the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.”

Sorry to use trigonometry on everybody. But I warned you that I wasn’t in a very good mood.

Posted by GEBIV at February 17, 2005 06:43 PM