February 20, 2005

You know you’re a NASCAR fan if…

In celebration of the “Great American Race” I decided to make my own list of how to tell if you are a NASCAR fan. Some of these I’ve heard around, a few I came up with while watching the Daytona 500.

You know you’re a NASCAR fan if…

…you’ve ever drafted someone on the thruway.

…you have a giant “3” painted on your roof. And it has a halo above it.

…you refer to getting gas as a “splash and go.”

…you enter your car through the driver’s side window. Even though there is nothing wrong with the door.

…when you see a slow driver in the left lane, you want to get under their bumper, get them loose and put them into the wall.

…you have a spoiler on your truck.

…you refer to the wife and kids as your “pit crew.”

…you only make left turns.

…you have more decals on your car than paint.

…you always wear a helmet. Even in the shower.

…you take your steering wheel with you where ever you go.

…you’ve ever red-lined an engine trying to beat your best time to work.

…you knew the answer to my trivia question below.

Anyone have any more?

Posted by GEBIV at February 20, 2005 02:38 PM
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