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Filthy Lie: Questions for the Dark Lord of the Blogsphere

Recently, Harvey mentioned that Empress Pink Kitty was going to be meeting Evil Glenn face to face (for real) at the BlogNashville Symposium and brought up the question:

What would you say to (or what questions would you ask) Evil Glenn if you met him at BlogNashville?

Well, I got to thinking. (Which hurt - a lot.) But I couldn't decide which questions to ask Evil Glenn.

Then it hit me. What with bloggers being such big celebrities, and Evil Glenn being just about the biggest blogger there is (that's why he's the Dark Lord of the Blogsphere), he's probably starting to get a little annoyed at all the attention. I bet that he's even starting to long for the good old days. Back when he was just a simple little lawyer/law professor who only occasionally dreamed of taking over the world and blending all the puppies.

And all that thought led me to wondering what part of the blogger fame he was most weary of. And so I give you...

The top ten list of questions Evil Glenn is tired of hearing.

• 10. How can I become a big, world-famous blogger like you?


• 9. Wow. You make how much money blogging?


• 8. Can I borrow $20?


• 7. How about $10?


• 6. What do blended puppies really taste like?


• 5. Do you have a macro that types "Indeed" and "Heh" for you?


• 4. What is the mean flight speed of a fully laden swallow?


• 3. Is that a keyboard in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


• 2. Do you think you're as popular as Frank J.?

And the number one most annoying question that Evil Glenn is tired of hearing...

• 1. Instapundit? What's that?

Posted by GEBIV at April 29, 2005 08:53 PM