Well, it's Wednesday. And everyone knows what that means!
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Er, is anyone going to tell me? Oh yeah! It's time for another Precision Guided Humor Assignment.
This week's is: What headlines or news stories do YOU fantasize about seeing in 2006?
So I am going to dig deep into my subconscious to see what I can find.
Clinton looses NY Senate Seat
- Hillary stunned. "I thought I had the voting rigged better than that! I mean..."
Kofi Annan indicted
- Annan stunned. "I thought I had the investigation rigged better than that!"
Saddam found guilty!
- Hussein stunned. "I thought I had bribed the jury enough."
Scientists find that short, prematurely greying men are the worlds greatest lovers.
- Oops, that one wasn't supposed to get in there.
Hollywood stages protest against Bush. No one shows up.
- Actors are stunned. "We thought everyone was just a bunch mindless drones who did whatever we said. Now we might have to actually make movies people like."
NY blogger wins $200 Million Mega-Millions Lottery!
- GEBIV ecstatic. Vows to get a better computer.
That about does it for my subconscious this week.
I'm betting on that second-to-last one :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 9, 2005 11:36 AM