June 08, 2005

PGHA: Fantasy Headlines

Well, it's Wednesday. And everyone knows what that means!


Er, is anyone going to tell me? Oh yeah! It's time for another Precision Guided Humor Assignment.

This week's is: What headlines or news stories do YOU fantasize about seeing in 2006?

So I am going to dig deep into my subconscious to see what I can find.

Clinton looses NY Senate Seat
- Hillary stunned. "I thought I had the voting rigged better than that! I mean..."

Kofi Annan indicted
- Annan stunned. "I thought I had the investigation rigged better than that!"

Saddam found guilty!
- Hussein stunned. "I thought I had bribed the jury enough."

Scientists find that short, prematurely greying men are the worlds greatest lovers.
- Oops, that one wasn't supposed to get in there.

Hollywood stages protest against Bush. No one shows up.
- Actors are stunned. "We thought everyone was just a bunch mindless drones who did whatever we said. Now we might have to actually make movies people like."

NY blogger wins $200 Million Mega-Millions Lottery!
- GEBIV ecstatic. Vows to get a better computer.

That about does it for my subconscious this week.

Posted by GEBIV at June 8, 2005 09:01 PM

I'm betting on that second-to-last one :-)

Posted by: Harvey at June 9, 2005 11:36 AM
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