I was rooting around in my ear with a finger earlier.
Why?
Because it itched, that's why. And I discovered an ear hair.
Well, of course I couldn't leave well enough alone, and I had to pluck it out. Which was a lot harder than I would have suspected...
Ewwww.
But anyways, the worst part of the whole thing was when I had finally plucked it, it was gray.
I feel old.
On the bright side, according to a show I watched on Discovery last night, I have outlived Alexander the Great!
Yeah, by about 2300 years.
Actually, what I mean is that Alexander only lived to be a little more than 32. And I'll be 33 in a month.
Too bad you haven't accomplished quite as much as he did...
Shut up.
Update: Doh! I'm older than I should be, or not as old as I thought. I'll only be 32 in a month. Problem is, I feel 32 already... And I can't always remember what year it is... And I'm not so good at counting either.
Well, on the bright side, I've still got some time to try to conqure the known world.
Posted by GEBIV at September 20, 2005 08:53 AM | TrackBackI thought I was the only one that couldn't keep track of how old they where. My wife makes fun of me for this.
Posted by: Contagion at September 21, 2005 08:30 AMI can never remember how old I am either, but that is because I am denying how old I am so I try to forget but then I forget and have to think about it when asked.
As for the ear hair, wait for a couple years then you will have a whole forest growing out of them.
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Posted by: Ryan Allison at December 3, 2005 08:46 PM