October 14, 2005

Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn's Voices

So, Harv want's to know what the voices in Evil Glenn's head are telling him.

Well, I asked the voices in my head if they had any ideas. Once they were done with the usual "Kill! Maim! Rend! Destroy!" they settled down a little.

Voices: So, what do you want?

GEBIV: Do you guys know the voices that are in Evil Glenn's head?

Voices: Oh those guys? Sure. We're in the same bowling league.

GEBIV: You bowl?

Voices: What? Aren't we entitled to a life even if you don't have one? We go on Thursdays, in case you didn't notice.

GEBIV: You know, I thought Thurdays were pretty quiet.

Voices: Yeah. Now, what did you want to know?

GEBIV: Evil Glenn's voices, what do they tell him?

Voices: Oh, besides the usuall -Kill! Maim! Destroy!- stuff?

GEBIV: Yes, besides all that.

Voices: Not too much else, except that one really weird one. It goes on and on about penguins all day. Sometimes, it even interferes with the bowling league. But at least it drowns out those guys from Howard Dean's head.

GEBIV: .... OK, you know what, I don't want to know. So I'm not going to ask.

Voices: Well, have it your way. Kill! Maim! Destr-

So, that's what I was able to get. Not too surprising really. You know those voices, they're pretty much all the same. At least that's what they keep telling me...

Posted by GEBIV at October 14, 2005 09:04 PM | TrackBack

At least your voices can bowl in a league.

Mine are lucky if they can break 100 :-)

Posted by: Harvey at October 15, 2005 06:20 PM
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